April 4th, 2016
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It's been agreed upon by over 100,000 people that M.L.B Opening Day should be a national holiday. Unfortunately, the White House hasn't caught up with this, the most righteous demand of the people to have their Baseball. If you're planning on calling in sick this morning, don't use any of these excuses....although your boss may be just shocked enough to let you stay "home".
"An employee called and said he couldn't come into work that day. When I asked him why, he said he was pretty sure his grandmother had tried to kill him with a baked ham."
"An employee called and said that while trying to retrieve something under the bed, she got stuck and was waiting for assistance. I let it go, but I asked her how she got her phone before hanging up."
"I didn't ask for details, but he did come in with a cast for the next several weeks. If it was a lie, at least the guy was committed."
"By universe I'm pretty sure he meant ESPN."
"Not really a sick day per se, but I couldn't believe this guys candor."
"Honestly I totally bought this one, until I saw her on tv during the 7th inning."
"I could appreciate the honesty, but suffice to say that was the end of that guy."
"To which I responded "funny, I accidentally lost your paycheck."
"I wouldn't have bought this but....well....I'd done it myself."
"Legitimate excuse, but he might have tried going someplace where I couldn't hear the stadium noise in the background. The guy actually ordered a hot dog while still on the phone with me."
Miri Elmaleh
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