The #Funnyparents Hashtag Is Taking over Twitter And It's Awesome

The tag #funnyparents is gaining quite a bit of traction, and some hilarious results. Check out our favourites below!

My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) February 9, 2016

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Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.

— Mickey (@Hypercraxy) September 24, 2015

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Me: goodnight kids

Kids: goodnight dad

Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad

Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT

— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) August 15, 2015

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Me: There's my big girl.

3-year-old: I'm not a big girl!

Me: There's my little girl.

3: I'm not little!

Me: What are you?

3: A dragon.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 8, 2015

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[looking up at the night sky]

Me: You can make a wish on any star you want.

5-year-old: Which one is the Death Star?

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2016

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5: daddy can I tell you a secret?

Me: sure thing buddy

5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015

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Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife

— CaffeineAndFairydust (@CaffeineandF) November 14, 2015

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Me: What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember.

Apparently she learned bribery.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2015

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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011

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Me: We already have three girls. What do you think the new baby will be?

2-year-old daughter: A cat.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 14, 2015

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Me: It's an old phone.

6: Like a 4S?

Me: No. Like a house phone that's attached to the wall with a cord.

6: I don't understand.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) March 26, 2015

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As the parent of a 5yo boy, I can name all the dinosaurs and none of my coworkers.

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) April 28, 2015

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[at the drive-through]

4-year-old: Why don't you work at McDonald's?

Me: I already have a job.

4:

Me:

4: I wish you were cool.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 16, 2015

My toddler woke up upset because he couldn't find his glasses, but what really set him off was when I told him he doesn't even wear glasses.

— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) July 31, 2015

Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old's shirt is on backward* It's cute how you let her dress herself.

Me: Yes. She did that.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2015

7 y/o daughter: "If I'm watching cartoons on the couch then wouldn't they be couchtoons cause I'm not in a car?"

No paternity test needed

— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) March 5, 2016

And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids.

— keith (@tchrquotes) March 13, 2016

Me: I made pork.
3yo: I don't like pork.
Me: It's chicken.
3yo: Oh, yeah, I like that kind of chicken.#Parenting #PickyEater #Win

— Dave Lesser (@AmateurIdiot) September 1, 2015

Her: All our children's snacks are organic.

Me: Cool. My kid eats candy off the floor.

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) July 26, 2014